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Paul "2.0" Kates #5

A solid veteran winger, Paul knows both his fair share of tragedy as a leafs fan, and triumph, as a right winger for the TSHA.

A dependable grinding forward who is tough in the corners and surprisingly full of energy despite his veteran status. Paul is as effective in getting the ball out front to his center man as he is picking the top corner off the wing.

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Paul Robertson #10, Chairman of the TSHA (名誉回虫) & Keeper of the Golden Godzilla

Ever since Paul decided to start this whole TSHA thing he has been waging a constant struggle to have as little to do with it as possible.

It's not as easy as you think. There are nets to be cobbled together, damaged and abandoned, players to be entrapped, duped and mollified, tournaments and events to be ill-conceived, miss-managed and apologized for. The list is endless and Paul has, from the very outset, been totally wedded to avoiding any responsibility. It has been only possible due to Paul's relentless commitment to getting other people, especially Dave , to actually do stuff.

After 12 years, Paul has gotten this down to a science. The only dark cloud on the horizon recently had been the unhappy possibility that he might have to get his finger out for the proposed Yamato Cup tournament in October. But Paul quickly and expertly roped John into doing the actual heavy lifting while he claimed all the credit for the tournament's success.

Thanks to this bit of inspired bone idleness Paul's normal mode of drag ass inactivity was resumed both on and off the ice throughout the tournament and after, much to his ongoing relief and satisfaction.

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Richard Fogarty #32

Rich is a strong and experienced defender with a hard slap-shot and an even harder stand them up at the blue line stay at home defence-man style. He is as unlikely to shy away from a hard check along the boards as he is from a post game beer.

Rich deserves our sympathy as a long time New York Rangers fan. The Rangers are a team that loses just as often as the TSHA...but with a lot more talent on their roster...

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Sean "Little Sean" McDonald #6

Sean "Little Sean" McDonald is a small wiley veteran forward who has played with the TSHA for many years.

One of the very few who have made it all the way to the TSHA Hall of Fame only to re-emerge several seasons later as strong as ever.

Misunderstood by many of the younger players as over the hill and past his prime Sean reclaimed his mojo by scoring and leading the TSHA to victory in the shoot out in the quarter finals of the 2009 Korea Cup.

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